Why Mummy Swears: The Sunday Times Number One Bestseller

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Featuring charming illustrations and creative prompts, as well as Mummy’s hilarious reflections throughout the year, this journal is the perfect gift for Mums everywhere.   Titles in this set:Why Mummy DrinksWhy Mummy SwearsWhy Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****! The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. -I’m wondering how many more f*cking ‘phases’ I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? This journal isn’t about promising to make you a better person, or a happier one, or a thinner one or even a wiser one, because there’s nothing wrong with the person you are. ’ Potty training and the associated accidents ‘is just a phase’. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. Totally up to you.