How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Reviews

David Wineberg

When he purred at me, I knew it was time for me to come home. The book is expertly and straight-facedly written and assembled, apparently from a series 300 How To Talk To Your Cat pamphlets.

Amazon Customer

I will no longer supply him with the gateway drug and make sure he sets himself on a righteous path to ensure he remains pure like god intended. If you were to sit down to write something with only Poe's Law to guide you, you would write this book Don’t let closed minded people that can’t take a joke or even think about an opinion that doesn’t match their own sway you from adding this to your library or gifting it to a friend so they can save their cats nine souls. He was not wearing an orange hunting vest.

Kyle

This was a perfect gift for my husband. His paw was on the trigger, and the safety was off! The chapters on abstinence, while a little uncomfortable, or particularly cogent to our cat's experience. They are everywhere, as every real American knows.

J in NC

This book prepared Ron Purrgandy and I about the dangers lurking around and the other information I need to talk to him about cybercrimes and pornography. This book is a gag. He just walked away like he couldn’t hear me. It’s a mix of very obvious satire and subtle satire as the author clearly wanted the book to still give off the same vibes as the books my dad kept giving me to read when I stopped going to church as a teen.

Catherine Perez Reyes

It’s always about “don’t let them eat chicken bones” or “don’t let them eat chocolate”. So put any and all such sensitivities away when you pick up this book.

Bob Cat

! It is spot-on, ridiculous and too true – of us. Had a lot of heavy Christian undertones that I don't necessarily agree with, ie. My cat learned a lot though